Twilight Fans Are Gonna Hate Me For This...

Women love vampires. Thanks to Twilight books and movies and tv shows like "True Blood" and "The Vampire Diaries", vampires are hotter and sexier than ever.

And I hate it. What happened to the scary, old-fashioned, blood-sucking vampires like Nosferatu and Count Dracula? Those were the real vampires of myth and legend...they even looked evil...

But today's modern vampire has more in common with Zac Effron than Bela Legosi. Instead of wreaking havic and draining their helpless victims of blood, the modern vampire is looking for emotional attachement and cares about womens feelings. Puke! I think the modern vampire is a wuss. And probably a vegaterian.

Edward from Twilight looks so wimpy I think the "Count" from Seasame Street could kick his butt. What are your thoughts? Is the demasculinization of vampires a bad thing or is the "sexy" vampire makeover a good thing?










haha, I like Edward
haha, I like Edward Cullen.... I guess your right! What did happen to the scary vampires? like really.. Who makes a movie and then the "vampires" are "wimpy". I think the same. The count could probably kick his butt. I dont enjoy the new shows though... yuck!
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