YeeeHaw!

Craven's Big Valley Jamboree is in full swing!!! Yee Haw!!

These made me laugh...Here's a list of some of the "worst" Country song titles of all time:

I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine

I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All Over You

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

Ah ha ha. Those crack me up.

Here's an oldie for ya: "How many country music songwriters does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"Six. One to put in the new bulb, and five to write about how much they miss the old one."

Sorry about that.

Have fun at Craven!