By Not Having Sex You Are Killing Your Man!

     This is not a cheap ploy so that we can get more action! Do you really think that we would stoop that low ladies?..(Don't answer)

     Medical evidence is proving that a man needs to get it on to keep living on. All the benefits that we will reap and all you need to do is give us 5 minutes of your time, okay three minutes if we don't have to cuddle after.

     Sex strengthens the heart, increases muscle tone, helps the prostrate, gives your man the much needed cardiovasscular work out he needs. Dr. Oz,the Oprah doctor says this is so and ladies can you argue with a doctor that Oprah endorses...I think not!

     So at the end of the day when your husband is looking for some loving and you close the playground down, you are slowly killing the man you love. We don't ask that you enjoy it (do we ever!?),we are just asking  you to help us be there to see our retirement,so that we can play with our grandchildren, so that we can enjoy our golden years together.Can you lay there next to your man and watch him die before your very eyes because you said those three words of death " NOT TONIGHT HONEY".

     I'm asking on behallf of all men out there...please help us live a long happy life!!!!

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