My new pick-up lines! Will they work?

So Mars and I are taking the show on the road today at the new Rooftop Bar & Grill and since my lame pickup lines didn’t do anything for me last week, I have now come up with a whole new batch of them! I will attempt to woo Mars with a few of these this afternoon.

Here’s my top 10:

1. "Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

2. "If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together"

3. "I must be in heaven because I can see an angel"

4."Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

5. "Here's a quarter - go phone your parents and tell her you won't be coming home tonight"

6. "You're under arrest. The charge - trespassing in my dreams"

7. "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"

8. "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day"

9. "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

10. "Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes"

Think these will work? If you have any other suggestions feel free to help me out!