5 People From Your Past Who Will Haunt You On Facebook

Here is a list of the 5 people who will haunt you on Facebook:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Traveller:

 

What They'll Say:

 

Hi there! Long time no see! Just over here in Liverpool and killing time before the Premier League match - downing a few pints, you know? - and spotted you on the internet. I might have found you earlier, but there's no internet in South America (at least, not worth using ;) and the net cafes were too expensive in Japan.

 

I'm moving around a fair bit at the moment, so here's a link to my travel blog so you can keep track of where I am. Be sure to take a look at the pics I took while trekking in Nepal. It's an amazing place. Have you been? How's it going? Drop us a line.

 

What They'll Really Mean:

 

Look at how many countries I've been to. I'm better than you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Ex:

 

What They'll Say:

 

Wow... how weird is this internet thing? I was just checking out the friends of all my old school friends and found you. Do you remember me? If not − hi there! Hope you're having a wonderful life with lots of fun and money. I ended up moving out of town. I finished college and am now doing well for myself (better than I thought, actually). That's my partner in my picture. We're about to go to Nepal (don't worry, I'll be posting pictures). What are you up to these days? It would be great to hear from you.

 

What They'll Really Mean:

 

You rejected me but I recovered and became someone. I'm better than you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Never Moved On From High School:

 

What They'll Say:

 

Hi all! This is just an update for everybody about the reunion. I'm still waiting for a few people to get back to me about when the best time is, but it's looking like it'll be held between Jan and June.

 

I've found a few more people from class and added them to the list. If this is the first time you've received one of these emails, some of us who are still in the old neighbourhood will be hiring out the gymnasium at the high school for a get together.

 

Please let me know when you can make it back to town.

 

What They'll Really Mean:

 

Remember how I was popular in high school? I'm better than you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thinks They Moved On From High School:

 

What They'll Say:

 

Is this who I think it is? I hope so or I might look a bit crazy. I can assure you I'm not though. You might remember me. I wasn't really 'known' at high school. I kept to myself. Surely you remember when I played − or tried to play − the Guns N Roses medley on the piano for the talent quest? Yeah that was me.

 

I didn't miss that place when I went to college. Met a nice girl really quickly and I'm still with her. These days I'm managing a small but loyal team for a software company. I'm not bitter about high school though. Some good memories. How are you anyway?

 

What They'll Really Mean:

 

I was rejected at high school but I've found a place where I'm accepted. I'm better than you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your Best Friend Once:

 

What They'll Say:

 

Hey hey! Look who it is!!! What are you doing these days? Still crazy? I'm not going out like I used to, but I guess that's just part of getting older and putting on the old ball-and-chain (but I call her my fiance). Once married, we're going to put most of our money into a crepe business down at the local mall. It should make enough money to get by and give Naomi some work to do from home when we have kids. It's sad that we'll soon be settled down, isn't it? haha!

 

How you doing?

 

What They'll Really Mean:

 

I'm trying to put my youth into perspective before I settle down and I think you can give me closure. I'm better than you.