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Jon and Kate are back to doing what the do best...fighting.

Jon Gosselin is seeking primary physical custody of his eight children.  The divorced reality TV dad believes his ex-wife Kate has outsourced her parental responsibilities to nannies while she continues her $200,000 gig on ABC's Dancing With The Stars. He thinks she spends too much time on the show and not enough time with his kids.  Um, Jon...have you seen Kate dance?  Trust me...she's coming home soon.

The only reason Kate hasn't ben voted off that show (yet) is because she gave all her kids cell phones so they could vote for mommy. 

Dancing With The Stars finally beat American Idol in the ratings last week proving that people would rather see bad dancing than listen to bad singing.

One of the biggest You Tube videos right now features a group of dudes waiting in line for hours for a new Apple iPad.  The spend $500 on it...then proceed to hit withy a bat, crush it, and stomp on it.  All in the name of good clean fun. 

Is this really fun or just juvenile stupidity?  As a guy who REALLY wants an iPad, I almost cried when I saw this iPad mutilation.  It goes to show you, these guys have WAY too much desposable income.

Of course if you don't have a baseball bat handy, you can always put your iPad in the Blender...

Better to be Blonde.  Just when you thought women couldn’t possibly find another reason to resent blondes…this just in:  According to a new study from the University of Queensland, Australia, blondes earn 7% ($2500) more than women with different coloured hair. 

And that’s not all…blondes also marry wealthier guys.  On average, men who are married to blondes earn about 6% more than men who are married to brunettes.  So blondes have more fun, they make more money and they marry richer men. 

With the release of this report one can only assume that sales for blonde hair dye will go through the roof.

iWant an iPad.  Lineups were around the block at US electronics stores over the Easter long weekend as the Apple iPad made it's debut.  They were flying off the shelves like crazy...sales exceeded half a million (better than expected).  They cost about $500 US.  Canadian tech geeks will have to wait a bit since the iPad won't be arriving in Canada for a few more weeks. 

What's an iPad?  Think iPhone on steroids.  I want one.  Maybe for Father's Day (hint hint).  I still haven't got the Plasma TV I've asked for the past 5 Father's Days so my iPad chances are probably slim to none.  Chance of getting a handmade macaroni work-of-art original from my kids?  100%.  That's fine by me.

Easter Long weekend is almost here!  My kids are super excited for the arrival of the Easter bunny.  They are prime Easter age...5 and 3.  Come Sunday morning they'll be searching for candy and gobbling copious amounts of chocolate and jelly beans...fuelling what's sure to be several hours of suger bombed insanity as they get totally buzzed from the chocolate, get hyper and start bouncing off the walls.  It's be crazy until they crash.  Or they slip into a sugar induced coma.  Ah, Easter!

By the way, keep this in mind as you chop down on your chocolate bunny...April is also Dental Health Month.  Coincidence?  I think not!

Have a great long weekend!

Here's some entertainment quickies for your Wednesday:

 ABC is clearly anticipating a record audience for the series finale of "Lost" in May. A 30-second ad during the finale will cost $900,000!  That’s crazy.  That’s like Super Bowl money.  I love "Lost"...not sure I understand it but I love it.  If you know anybody who claims to understand "Lost"…they are lying.

Is there a new Dancing With the Stars love connection? Sources tell Hollywoodlife.com that ESPN reporter Erin Andrews "may be" dating her partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy.  Have they advanced from the Mambo to the “Horizontal Tango”?  Erin is denying an affair.  For now.

The upcoming season of The Hills will be the show's last. MTV announced that the popular MTV reality series will be going off the air after six seasons. Too bad.  Heidi was just starting to live up to the shows name (Get it?  The "Hills"?   Y'know, like breast implants?  Come on people, work with me!)

Angelina Jolie is in talks to play a Disney villain in a live action remake of Sleeping Beauty.  Jennifer Aniston thinks Angelina is a natural to play an maniacally evil , prince stealing witch!

That's it!  Enjoy your "Hump Day"...Cheers!

My favorite band in the world will be on Dancing With The Stars tonight...The Beach Boys!  Fun, fun. fun! 

By the way, they'll be singing, not dancing.  Probably the only musical guests this season who are almost the same age as Buzz Aldrin.

And ladies...John Stamos will be on the drums.

Fergie slipped and fell onstage during a recent  Black Eyed Peas show...and not surprisingly, the video is already making the rounds online.  She was OK and jumped back up and continues singing.  Thank you to You Tube for once again capturing another embarrasing celebrity moment.  And no, Fergie was not singing "Clumsy".

Ladies, if you're trying to prevent the middle aged spread from advancing, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it's not going to be easy. New research shows that women who want to win the battle of the bulge need to exercise more.

The US study found that middle aged woman at a healthy weight needed an hour a day of exercise to avoid packing on the pounds! Can you believe that? An hour every day!! Yikes! That's up to three times the previously recommended exercise intake. If you're overweight you'll have to spend even more time on the treadmill and eat even less.

And if my wife is reading this blog...honey, sorry but eBay shopping does not count as exercise.

As Sandra Bullock's man Jesse James is laying low, fellow cheater Tiger Woods is stepping into the lime lite as he gets ready to "play around" (on the golf course this time) April 6th at the Masters.  His first "post press conference" interviews were held over the weekend.  Most experts agree that the more Tiger wins, the faster people will forget his past.

While Tiger was doing his interviews over the weekend, Tiger's wife Elin took the kids and spent the weekend aboard their yacht.  Y'know, with all the marital strife Tiger is going through, I wonder just how tough his life really is.  Yachts, mansions and cars.  They say money can't buy happiness...but neither does poverty.

Now that he's stepping back into the public eye, Tiger has hired extra security...but not to keep fans or the paparazzi at bay.  The extra goons have been instructed to keep the babes away!  Tiger can't aford a relapse or a photo of him being touched by a beautiful woman, so extra hired help is on hand to make sure Tiger stays in a "skank-free" zone.

As Tiger tries to put his "affairs" in order (no pun intended) another relationship has been revaled...this time with a celebrity.  Before Tiger was married he dated country music superstar Leanne Rimes!  Leanne's dad put a stop to it because he didn't approve of their 7 year age difference.

By the way, Tiger will be holding a press conference...this time with the press in attendance...just before the Master's on Monday, April 5th.