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     The "in" thing to do now,with gas prices what they are,is the "stay"cation. A vacation where you don't go anywhere. To me thats a weekend!!. Vacation, from the root word vacate. to leave,to go away. A "Stay"cation would mean that you'd end doing things around the house, your wife would be bored and we know when your wife gets bored that means work for you!!

      You work hard, you need time to enjoy life, to get away from it all, you need other stimulus. Does a "stay"cation offer that? No doubt there is alot to do in your own backyard but it is still your own backyard. I'd rather pay the extra cash and get away. How about you the vacaton or the "stay"cation...And what would you do if you take a "stay"cation?

     Well the final fruit of my loin graduates from high school, Jamie Lee graduates this Thursday. Now comes the task of finding the right graduation gift. What is the popular graduation gift for kids now? They have their cell phones, their I-pods, cars are kind of expenive,camera's are built into their cell phones, what do you get kids now a days? When I graduated I revcieved luggage, not just luggage, luggage already packed, left on the front lawn for me, the lock on the house had been changed so my keys would not work and my parents stuck a note on the luggage wising me good luck and to keep in touch every now and then. Luggage nothing said get the hell out like Samsonite on wheels...What is the big graduation gift now> What was your graduation gift?

     When I tell you it takes a guy just two minutes to do this, I'm sure most of you ladies will go to the dark side...But we can do something else in two minutes or under that we are proud of.

     It takes the average man just two minutes to pick out the clothes he is going to wear. In two minutes we have put together the perfect ensemble and are ready to head out the door....So why does it take a woman on average and hour and a half to get ready?...It's not like we surprise you, we will tell you usually two or three days in advance that we are going out and where we are going. We will tell you what the event is and what the dress is, but you never seem to be able to get ready on time.

     You will go through six changes of clothes, ten different shoe choices, your hair will be up, then it will be down, ear rings or no ear rings, does this ourfit need accessories and what accessories does it need. You will spend twenty minutes just staring at the clothes in your closet, complaining that you have nothing to wear. Then after an hour and a half it will appear that you are ready and we will go downstairs, grab our coat and be ready to go. We go back upstairs and find you standing in your bra and panties going through your closet picking a whole new outfit because out of the 40 pair of shoes you have you couldn't find the right ones to go with the last outfit you had on!!!!

     Then the biggest mistake we make, as men, is to encourage you to maybe hurry as we are going to be late...MISTAKE!!!

     Why can't a woman ever be ready on time? Is it a universal plot? How much time should a man give a woman before he begins to gently hint that time is ticking away?

     Well here comes another Z99 Radiothon. By the time we start till the time we finish we usually average 45 hours without sleep, almost two days. And the number one question is how do you stay awake?

     We usually just feed off the energy of the event itself, with people,phones,interviews,donations,well-wishers. The hardest time is usually 4am to 7am Friday morning. Thats when we hit the wall...we begin to see things that are not there,we hit sleep deprevation. You feel like you are hungover, you're dizzy, things seem to be turned around, your mind is telling your body to shut down, but you have to fight through it.

     It is that time we really struggle, that we find the radiothon difficult, then as people come to the Cornwall and the excitment picks up again, we get caught up in the fevered frenzy,we hit walls thoughout the afternoon, fading in and out, trying to stay focused but it gets difficult.

     We don't take no-doze, we don't take caffine pills, we just get our adrenaline rush off the people and the event. So we thank all of you who stop by, who call us,who make donations...Your support, your time and your encouragement help to keep us going for the 36 hours....Thanks for your support and remember to tell your friends to call 522-KIDS and help the Z99 Radiothon.

     So here's an eerie idea...For two thousand dollars you can now see the dead!. A high tech tombstone equipped with a computerized screen that plays audio and video of the dead person, it will play a ten minute video seven times a day.

     Youcan record a message before your death or put together a tribute to the dead. So here's a question...what message would you want to send from your grave, from beyond the great beyond?

     My mind, some might say, is a little twisted, but I thought, for a laugh, how about you make a video,pretending that you have mistakenly been buried alive. There you are, in your coffin, screaming wildly, clawing at the camera, yelling for help. proclaiming that you are not dead, you just fell asleep in the coffin, begging forsomeone  to go get a shovel and dig you out. Could you imagine someone walking through the cemetry and falling upon your tombstone video...I'd love to see that, but oh yeah I'd be dead.

     I don't know if the mid-winter blues are setting in and I'm just getting cranky as it stays colder, but I'm really finding that little things are easily pissing me off...People who have lived  here all their lives but still can't drive on winter streets...Going out for dinner and your silverware is dirty...Going to the bathroom and finding just two sheets left on a roll of toilet paper...Stepping on someones discarded chewing gum...shovelling,shovelling and more shovelling....Oh I could go on and on, but that's another thing that bugs me is when people go on and on....Is it just me or are the little things really starting to irritate you too? Whats bugging you?

     Ladies here's a question I put forth to you...Is lingerie a gift for you, a gift for him or a gift for you both?...Now I have heard different takes on this issue. Some will say a gift of lingerie shows that you still find that lady sexy, hot and she still can stir the fires. Others say women don't like the lingerie, it's a selfish gift bought by the man for the man, that he is dressing you up to fullfill a fantasy, that you alone can no longer excite him and he needs the window dressings to make it work. And yet there are those who will say its a gift that both of you can enjoy, it creates an intimacy and attraction that is naughty but nice for you both to enjoy in the privcy of your own bedroom.

     So the question pure and simple...Is lingerie a good or bad gift idea? How provocative do you go? What is sleazy? What is sexy?

     So what is the perfect couple movie? Guys want action, excitement. woman want romance and love...Is there a movie that both sexes can enjoy? I think suspense movies are usually pretty good, the who dunits are fine as well, but how do you decided with your significant other what movie to go to. Do you take turns picking the flick or just go on hear say and hope its good.

     I think a good couple movie right now might be that Fools Gold you have Mathew taking off his shirt for the entire movies for the ladies and for the guys you have all the action you need. Also one Bonnie and I really enjoyed was Little Miss Sunshine, could be a good renter.

    What do you think makes a good couple movie and what are some you have enjoyed together. Bonnie's picking the movie tonight, I got to go to I Am Legend think tonight is 27 Dresses...this will be fun!!

     Today ladies I will help you pick the perfect present for valentines this year. Let's start with the question...What does a man really want?...Your first response will be..."What does a man always want?...SEX"

     Well first of all ladies sex is not a present, it should be a lifestyle, a committment, a wifely duty. It is not a gift or a present and you should never offer it to your man that way. It is a romantic,loving way of showing your committment and live long love for the man that stole your heart and kept it. It is an intimate way that couples express their love and undying passion for each other, its a mutual bonding of emotional and physical wants and needs. Sex is not a gift nor a present, it is an act of love. On your birthday or valentines day we buy you presents because we know the act of love is a precious moment not a present...we men are so sensitive

     If you want to get your man a real present, here is a list of the top three items men would be interested in getting.

     The video game Rock Band...every guy dreams of being a rock star and you could be his groupie.

      Silence...The thing guys miss the most about being single is not chasing women but the opportunity to just be home alone.

       Get Out Of Jail Free Card...The best gift to give your man, who will occassionally screw up, is the gift of forgiveness.

     Don't get me wrong we like to get sex, but we like it served with love, not just because you couldn't think of something to buy us.......But if you can't  find anything...SEX IS STILL OKAY!!!!!

     You may remember just awhile ago I was blogging about how NOT having sex with your man is killing him. Well ladies if you don't want to go all the way to save your man, I have discovered how just 10 minutes of your time, with no physical committment can be helping your man get what he needs to stay healthy and strong!

     Just 10 minutes of doing this with your man is as healthy as half an hour at the gym...Let your man  stare at your breasts for just 10 minutes, a study has found that those 1o minutes of peek-a-boobing at your mammaries lowers blood pressure, lessens heart disease and slows the pulse rate. Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30 minute aerobics workout.

     So guys forget the punching bags and just spend 10 minutes ogling your gals fun bags, and ladies you don'thave to do a thing, just stand there, sit there, lay there and we will just look. It's a win/win for everyone!!

     And guys if you ever get caught peek-a boobing at some other woman you can just explain..."Sorry honey just grabbing a quick workout!"...So ladies give us a peek and we will give you a healthier, happier man!!